You know you've been Indonesianized when :

1) Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.
2) You talk during a movie.
3) You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway, because you're homesick.
4) You are willing to drive 25 miles to buy tahu and tempeh
5) You think Indon Mie is a staple food.
6) You have ever legally bought pirated software or DVDs.
7) You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
8) The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
9) Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
10) You like the smell of terasi.
11) You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
12) You carry your handphone always, even to a "no-service" area.
13) You think of the road as a place to park.
14) Your favorite drink is Teh Botol.
15) You mix soccer and boxing at the same time. (Futsal)
16) You consume more cloves in your cigarettes than in your food.
17) You have a car with 20" wheels.
18) You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards/
19) You think Soekarno is the greatest Indonesian President.
20) When watching tv, you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.

Obviously there's a whole lot more to add on...
I miss Jakarta...

suri thought at 8:48 PM