Why do they always give away guitars more than basses?

When i look at my arms, i know that i've fed the mosquitoes at my work place well. Crazy ass fuckers just land where ever they want and poke in their tubular straw shits to suck the life out of me and leave behind a red circular patch that itches like hell, and the worst part is, Mopiko doesn't work long term.

I'm so gonna scare the shit hell out of you babe. Just you wait. Don't ask me what you did. Just wait. It's gonna be the best nightmare yet.

My mom is an idiot.

Suri: who put the red fishes into the blue tank?
Mom: me.
Suri: why?
Mom: cuz the bigger fish was trying to catch the red ones and i felt so sorry for the red fishes.
Suri: -smacks head- omg mummy, the red fish is food for the big fish.
Mom: but they were swimming so frantically, trying to hide!
Suri: then what about my big fish? It hasn't got anything to eat!

suri thought at 10:07 PM